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- Thanks to NOGUNARMY.com, now everyone can be the proud owner of their very own necromancer. Now I myself have never been to thrilled about the idea of fold-out characters, but this guy has a nice quality that I just cannot ignore. Now, I can finally create my own little paper army to command… HA HA!! Sorry, I just felt like posting something light today, and here I am getting a God complex…

- Well, if you have yet to fill your event calender for the weekend, be sure to head out to the Girls Drawin Girls Art Show on Saturday, January 20th. The theme “A Girl in Time” depicts visions of women throughout the ages… from the dawn of civilization, to the future of womankind. I cannot wait to check out some the artists featured, as well as just kick back and enjoy the atmosphere of not being at work. If you’re not in the LA area, get there… I see ya around!!

- Last week, I posted about Three Legged Legs’ creation Samurai… which conveniantly went offline for some reason. Well for those of you who did not look around any further than that, check out HUMANS!… After watching this 60 second global awareness PSA, I have got to say that we absolutely suck! Man, Al Gore needs to keep us in check…

- Well, the first edition of Teeter may have come and gone, but now you can get in the waiting line for the next phase. Joe Ledbetter and Kid Robot has a pink version of Teeter coming this February, just in time for the annual romantic holiday… coincidence?? I don’t care… He still looks sweet… being a guy, does that make it wrong??

- Yesterday, I wanted to go off on Microsoft and their upcoming Vista, but with this new idea, I think the company might be sticking it to themselves. While the eToilet has a 21-inch flat panel, streams music from the Zune, and makes phone calls… It just so happens to house your daily discharge. What’s funnier is the National Association for Continence saying they think it will also revolutionize chatrooms and instant messaging… Well, in any case it will give people a new topic to splurge about:

DeViLiN095: Hey man! what r u doin’?
hmebody02: You don’t want 2 know…

- So last night, I was sitting up, watching Comedy Central. The comedian Demetri Martin was being featured, and he looked pretty humorous. While watching the show, he seemed pretty good. There was one problem though that kept popping back up. A series of deranged commercials kept coming on, which were promoting Windows Vista and Demetri Martin. Right off the bat, these commercials were absolutely pissing me off because they were cheesy 70’s promotional vids, that were literally boring, tiresome, and made no sense. Filled with an new found hate for Microsoft, I dove into the two different websites offered through the commercials, The IAP and Clearification.com. Upon the viewing of these sites, my frustration became more angered. The “series” of commercials were actually promotions of Martin, brought to life through the power of Microsoft. So, for now I will not totally throw out my hatred for the upcoming Vista, but I will say this about Demetri: Okay, you created some laughs… but stick with stand up… your commercial energy is wasted, and to be honest, TBS pegged the idea better long time ago…